Prophet's Proverbs 
and Sayings from 50 years of learning.
"Lighting a candle is better than sitting in the dark."
"You can chew it if you can't swallow it."
"There are no atheists in a foxhole."
"Sin is immature freedom."
"A blind wife and a deaf husband are a happy couple."
"Husbands are all alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart."
"Some women want nothing but a husband—then they want everything."
"Want makes strife between husband and wife."
 "Half your wants and double your wealth."
"What good is a watchdog that doesn't bark."
"It is better to try and fail than to fail to try."
"A pig's voice cannot be disguised."
"Worry kills more men than work. "
"Beware when a patient man gets angry."
"When money speaks, truth keeps its mouth shut."
  "Hurt is "really" a great teacher, you don't forget it."
 "A wise man changes his mind--a FOOL NEVER DOES."
"Political correctness IS Censorship"
I shall leave off the "quotes" but you can quote me.
Opposition does not always search for the truth
Good judgment is from experience & experience from poor judgment
You can't see the solution, If you can't see the problem
People see, but they don't observe
People hear me talk, but they don't listen
You can drown in a river that averages only 1 foot deep
A male mind is Reason -'Logic'- Adam, a female mind is Emotion -'I feel' I desire, Eve 'wanted' fruit
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. You can show people facts, But you can't make them think. I love women like angels with wings, but don't like them when they ride a broom. 
Hell hath no wrath like an angry woman
Though all men may look, not many can see
We are all born to die but why hurry
If you don't have facts, You can call me names
Who wants a watchdog that cannot bark
If you look down at people, You can't look up to God
A blind dog barks at everything
The Lord calls a Prophet to warn
False prophets are nice people, but pretend and phony
Women 'feel' love from talking, Men love from sharing experience. Intimacy to a woman is talking
Prejudice hurts you, not what your against
If you don't live right, You will die wrong
If you are born again, then be teachable as a child
Great salesmen sell matches when they get into hell
The clergy is corrupt, they are offended by the truth,
and don't want to offend others, the $ would stop
Stupid preachers say that everyone is equal in God's eyes,
and then say that the Jews are the chosen people
Socialism evens out the road to hell
Credit is sin now, and pay later
Government doesn't produce, only redistributes
You may know when an attorney lies, his lips move
All you can give to God is obedience
They can't tell the truth and speak evil of me
God only has two signals, do and don't
God is just and right, so we are in trouble
Great opposition is what builds strength
Truth is scary, depressing, often unreasonable, opposite tradition, seems evil, is the only sure path
Show no mercy, and you will get none
To sin a little, is like being pregnant a little
What God calls sin, Men call mental illness
Some think God's job is just to answer prayer
Is God stupid to let it rain on the ocean?
Apostasy has found many roads to heaven, and hell
People often decide, with what is read on a bumper sticker
A low moral people, drive out a high moral people, see slums
Welfare pays the high price to lower society
Where there is ignorance, there is fear and anger
Your mind has to change, before anything else can
I could of, I would of, I should of, but I didn't
IF is the biggest word in the English language
The coyote would have caught the rabbit,
if he hadn't stopped to shit
Authority is from the Author, not the Priest-hood-lum
Pride in some, is greater than our God
If a sniper with orders can kill a woman holding a baby,
what did the Nazi's do worse (Weaver's wife in Idaho)
A religious fanatic tries to live the gospel better
People say God is no-where, I say God is now-here
God doesn't have to ask our permission
What you know that ain't so, is your real problem
A lie slips out and runs everywhere, before truth can get up
Repentance is being sorry enough to quit
God is not in numbers but in truth, the truth and God are "1"
When you leave this world, all that goes is what you know
Freedom is not free, you pay, here or forever
God is not dead or asleep, he is just repenting 'sorry' about us
God of any system is the law. He, who makes the law, is God.
So whose law do you look to? The Universe, or government?
The rich of the world, their treasure is their God 2 Nephi 9:30
We are willing to do what is right, if it doesn't cost anything
People lie to kids about Santa Clause, then pray to God
2 Chronicles 24:20 -Isaiah 28:1 -Isaiah 13:6 -
Nothing can be proven to the ignorant. So don't argue
If you don't try, you have failed already
If frogs had wings, they wouldn't bump their butts
Bad is good when worse happens
It is as bad to believe a lie, as it is to tell one
It is never so bad that it can't get worse
Easy to believe what you want. Hard to believe what you don't
An old broom sweeps better than a new one
Better to be an hour to soon, than a minute to late
A small rudder turns a big ship
If you want to be praised, then die. If you want the blame,
then get married
A blind dog does not bark at the moon
A blueberry is red when it is green
Borrowing is the mother of trouble
Don't stand up in the boat in deep water
An empty can makes the most noise
A good man dies, when a boy goes wrong
A bucket is no good in a dry well
The 11 Th. Commandment is the 'Mormon Motto' "Mind your own business" Few do! They go to Church to gossip
Big fish are caught with little hooks
A clear conscience is like a coat of armor
To light your candle from mine, takes no light from me
Those who can't do it, are always those who criticize
To die for a great cause, God does not call a failure
Real charity is from the heart, not the hand
Chew it awhile if you can't get it down now
Some people take a chance and would be glad to put it back
A fool knows his mother, a wise man knows his father too
Children are a poor mans riches
It costs more to be a sinner than a Christian
A good pillow to sleep on is a clean conscience
Every color agrees when in the dark
Two Captains can sink a ship
A blind man is no judge of color
Chance - Columbus took a chance - So did Hitler
The company you keep is your mirror
People condemn what they don't understand
Better scared for a minute, than dead wrong
In seeing the faults of others, wise men correct their own
If it is good advice, why care who said it?
It takes more courage not to fight, than to become involved
Don't count anyone successful, until they are resurrected
When a kid cuts a finger, mommies heart bleeds
Hell hath no fury, like a woman scorned
To soon old and too late smart
The good thing about being stupid, is that I learn everyday
Be ruled and governed by God, or by devils
You do evil enough when you do nothing good
If you want to know the strength of evil, try to abandon it
Acting without thought is like shooting without aim
You can't get live fruit off of a dead tree
The covetous are poor givers, they always want more
Even a coward will fight when he is sure of victory
Cowards die daily, the brave but once
Credit makes enemies, a little is better than credit
A crooked stick makes a crooked shadow
People ignore the homeless daily, then worship one on Sunday
Don't criticize me unless you have a better idea
Wrong is still wrong, even if everyone there agrees
Might does not make it right
Truth doesn't have to ask permission
Mercy to the criminal, may be cruelty to the people
No statues are built to all the critics, only men who get it done
Religion puts a halo on social agenda
Out of sight is out of mind, absence makes the heart grow fonder, what is, is right
What counts is what you learn after you know it all
God would scare you if he gave you what you deserve
Those who can't repent can't forgive can't forget can't see
Many wait at the bottom of the mountain few get to the top
In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king and guide
Expect nothing and you won't be disappointed with nothing
Precious ointment comes in small amounts
Proof doesn't matter if you have made up your mind already
Whoever finds a wife gets a good thing Proverbs18:22
Doers of the law shall be justified not the hearers Romans 2:13
Familiarity breeds contempt
Longer rope has more slack
Fear of the unknown is the seed of faith
Faith like a muscle gets weak without use
Lack of courage, is to see the right and not do it
God loveth a cheerful giver 2 Corinthians 9:7
Bad is good when worse gets here
The NAACP calls the  "white people racist"
Truth can't speak when money screams and yells
We know that God heareth not sinners John 9:31
Why do some who know, don't know what no means
He who owns the gold makes the rules, how long is forever
HIStory has been told by God's servants
Love is when people don't want anything but each other
Love is an act of faith, without faith you are afraid to love
Love is like a hammer, it can break the hardest heart
Love is when you want nothing in return
When you lead, you turn your back to those who follow
Half of the truth can be a great lie
God discriminates, so why do we think we are better than God
Celestial people work for God, Terrestrial people work for honor, Telestial people work for gain see D.C. section 76
Your conscience is a friend, it can tell you the truth
A three legged dog knows about cars
Where can you hide when God is watching
Women hit to make him hear, men hit to have her shut up
Speak soft words when you may have to eat them yourself
There is a good day to die, sometime in the future, not today
A man is not complete until he is married, then he is finished.
The difference between complete and finished is “When a man marries the right woman he is complete. And if he marries the wrong woman then he is finished. And if the right woman catches him with the wrong woman then he is completely finished.” 
Forgiveness is giving up hope, that the past could be different.
I could compromise everything and have lots of friends.
As I tell what I think, one by one people are offended.
Do what is right and just let the consequences follow.
Take no thought for tomorrow, God will not let his children starve
.Oh say what is faith? Truth it is! Nobody can please God without it.
Jealousy is like a shadow, is it real or is something there
Forgiveness is not fair.
Few understand the mark of the beast, fewer the mark of God
Education is not knowing everything, it is knowing what you don't know
Get what you want is success, get what you need is happiness
Some who are successful are miserable.
Education is integrity, immaturity is to sin
Integrity is more than tradition.
.Let thy wife's breasts satisfy thee be thou ravished Proverb 5:19
When sheep pass laws to eat only grass the wolf doesn't care
Wishing you were alone is worse than being alone.
If I had chosen to live 300 years ago I would live like Jeremiah Johnson or Jubal Sackett
Small rope makes a tight knot.
A man is a complete man when a man is a married man.
It is not good for man to be alone, two or three are better.
Success is not money; fame, or happiness, it is getting the promise of God
If you don't score you can't win.
God's greatest gift is unanswered prayer
Nothing is more holy than the truth.
To live poor is better than dead rich.
Pain is good you know something is wrong
The voice of the people, is not the voice of God.
Everyone wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die
Man is not saved by faith, or works, but knowledge. DC93:36
When they have the truth they quit looking.
People fear the unknown, so they reject the truth
Churches preach what you know, Prophets tell what you don't know
Shadows are nothing, when the light is in front of you
From the top, the only way is down.
You can see the farthest from the top, that is why God is
.2 answers to every question. God's and everyone else is wrong.
A message without purpose, is like a boat and no rudder.
Sin is common, first we endure, then pity, then embrace it
Sin is common, first we tolerate it, them embrace, then promote it, and we will die for it. God is just!
No time for God is like no time for gas
The devils believe in one God, and tremble James 2:19
What qualifies a critic, opinion or evidence? To condemn before you hear keeps you ignorant
Guns are better to have and not need, than need and not have
If you won't lie about me, I won't tell the truth about you
When you own the cow, you get all the milk
You don't own it till it cost you
Death comes to all, the good are better, and evil is no more
Only light will beat darkness
The oak tree lives there before an acorn sprouts
Experience is worth 10, 000 opinions
Your existence proves your ignorance, why are you here
Tranquil waters reflect more clearly
Government has to take from someone, before it can give it
When the wicked rule, the people shall mourn
Liberty is the truth and will make one free
People who won't let God rule, are forced to let the devil rule
There is only one good way to die. That is with a promise from God
God will do nothing but he reveal it first unto his servants Amos 3:7
Because of what God say's, good is good, and bad is bad
We know Adam sinned because he said: she made me do it
Self preservation is the supreme law everyone has the right of
Necessity knows no law but it's own when it's hungry
When you own the soil, you own it to the sky
To act in your own defense is justified
If there is no law, there is no freedom
All men are not created equal any gymnasium proves that
If we don't have revelations we are not the people of God -
Joseph Smith
Teach correct principles and let the people govern themselves -Joseph Smith
Educated is to understand what God means
Are you more concerned where you are going than where you have been
How can people deeply religious not know what God has said?
The scriptures were written for the ignorant
What price is eternity worth?
What do they call a two headed calf?
People who won't live for truth will die because if it.
Resist God and you will lose.
People do not believe that God is right. He tells it all.
I have tried to save your life
did you listen?
 

The History of the Middle Finger

Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified.  Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?  

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew").

Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew!  Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute!  It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird."

IT IS STILL AN APPROPRIATE SALUTE TO THE FRENCH TODAY!

And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing